"Hi, I'm Martini, Stiff Martini. Nice to meet you!"
"Who's that lying on the ground and why are you kicking him?"
"This guy?" *kick* "He's Work Stress and he's an asshole!" *stomp*
"I.. I think you might be killing him."
"Ha! Just wait until my friend Mr. Laphroaig gets here! Then this bastard is really going to get what's coming to him!" *kick*
"Oh dear..."
"Ah, and that monk dude going down on you right now? That's Franziskaner. Don't mind him, he's just smooth like that."
Ballsy mister Martini.
Oh, miss Margarita, didn't see you standing there!
Comrade White Russian!
Yum! :D
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